Assume you are a girl (if you are a boy). It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience...

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You smile and thank your dentist! After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinkin'? PERVERT I know what you were thinking!

Dada giri bro....

Malai bachha ma mero Baba le bhannu bhako...

"Jo manche le, sangeet, nature and WOMAN lai maan paraudaina.. tyo manche manche hoina."

Aru kehi ta follow garna sakiyena daddy ko sapana haru... yo yeuta amullye upadesh chai hridaye dekhi yaad garera tyasma act garne bacha gareko chu. Esp. third one.

Kya karuuu control hi nahin hota ;)

Aba timi pani khali political guff matra badi handine uta... ring jasto topic ma... ghumda ghumda tyai.. eheheh... natra timro twakka tukka le kasto anada authio.

IndisGuise:)

नेपेजीको सगंतले खत्तम भइयो।
अब के भन्ने मलाई पनि बुढेसकालले छुन लागे जस्तो छ।
तर म नेपाल फर्केर राजनिति त गर्छु गर्छु। मेरो बुवाको सपोर्ट पाउँछु मेले पनि ।

Here's one more

yas lai bhaka haldai paadnu hai


Chirayakai matra K theya
Chirrayakai matra k theya............
Jhari halyo................X2



Ghati ma phool ko mala............



aru pachi lekhau la hai ta

Aba Sappai jana mood mai rahechan bhane ma pani euta dee halchu yaha:

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory.

Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer.

They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "This should impress him!"

He showed his son a machine and said "Son, this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig, and out come sausages.

The prudish son, unimpressed, said "Yes, but do you have a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?"

The father, furious, thought and said, "Yes son, we call it your mother."

courtesy: www.ebaumsworld.com
(In case someone claims it is plagiarism)

From the very beginning it reminded me of going to the dentist. And girly girl, what do u mean by pervert? Why would going to a dentist be so gross? ;)

BTW,
There was a poem doing the rounds on the internet few years back. I can not recall it exactly but it goes somethin like:

Its a full moon nite
Just she and me, no one else
I slowly part her legs
Slowly i slide my fingers to her nipples
work hard.....
ani ke ke ho ke ke
finally a white substance comes
my first experience of milking a cow!

that was damn hilarious, though i dont know the exact 'lyrics'

cheers

i donno why ppl go to dentist to be gross well ask that person who wrote this.... i juss wanted to share this joke with u guys... thats it...

Girly jeeeeeee, Tapaile kun harke ko kura garnu bhako ho, I know one and the only one, and that must be me. Purai kura khulayera bhannu paryo ni ta, kaha ko harkedai bhanna khojeko ho bhanera. Kura ali khulayera bhanum na hai ta.
Girly, what ever u have posted is great.

Hamro sikari bho le suru gardi haalnu bho, ma pani thapidim na ta.


Thicheko matra k thiye, baji go
Thicheko matra k thiye, baji go


Pau ma paujuuuuuuuuuuu ko jhankar.





( milena bhane sorry hai, kata kata birseko jasto lagyo)

Sarba pratham ta girly jee.....tapai lai Koti Koti dhanyabaad .That was cool..........

ani hamro shikari jee ra harkedai lai pani dhanyabaad dedai tesai lai pura garau kii

sayad yo yesari jala ki

Chirayako Matra K theya..
Chirayakai Matra K theya.. (Wa Wa bhanus hai sabaile......)
Jhari halyo X2

Ghati ma Phool ko mala.......

Thecheko matra k theya
Thechekai matra K theya.. (Yesma pani Wa Wa Jaoos na hai...)
Chichyara Uthyo...X2


Pauju ko Jhankar......

Ajha agaadi badau

Jaba jaba dekcha
Jaba Jaba , Jahile jahile dekhcha....( Wa Wa bhanus na yaar........)
Thadiyara Uthcha X2


Mitra Salam garna lai ..

Dhanyabaad...............

Wow what a steamy tought!

Oho jhole sir, jadau gare hai,
Aba aru bhaneko testai ho, wah wah wah ta bhannai paro. La hai wah wah wah wah wah. That was great, suni sakeko bhaye pani sarai raamro lagyo.


Tapai lai dhanyabad hai, kaam ma jaane bela ma testo padera jaana paiyo, fresh bhaiyo.

ur welcome @ jholee....

aah harkeydai ji lai chinna ma bhul bhayecha mailey ta mero sathi bhanthaney ko arkai manchey parnu bhayecha my bad:P so never mind ...

साथिहरु मुडमा हुनुहुँदो रेछ,
पुरानै भे नि यो मुक्तक थप्दिम् है त।

तिम्रो पू पू पुस्तकमा
मेरो ला ला लामो कथा

तिम्रो दू दू दु:ख देख्दा
मलाई चि चि चित्त दुख्छ।

wah wah wah taliyaaa @ dada giri.... was that a poem??????? hehe tei pani taliya :P

SOME NEPALI POPULAR SONGS....

bai road ko bato ma
paisa chha khalti ma
kanchhi lai ghumadai

..............................DUI DEGA HALLAU DAI..................................



AAA THU
...................SUKEHO GU.....................


OH BAINI HELLO HELLO
CHHATI MA DUITA PILO
CHAMDAKHERI GILO GILO
JHOKHDA KHERI DAS DAS KILO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Girly jee, khai tapailai, chinna ta maile pani chineko ho ki ho ki jasto ta lagyo, tara khai ma pani confused. Girly where r u from. If u r from east coast I might know u. Tapai ko email address pau na ta. Yedi, chineko raincha bhane pani chinincha, but I am the only harkedai I know about.

well gurly girl.... just happeend to think that way.. coz of your name and your GREAT joke, poem.. sorry, i aint a lit person.... but it was great....

ahah, indi bro.... bua le ta ramro upadesh dinubhako rahecha ni...... ahah

ahah, jagaletybro... i have read the thing.. that you were talking about.. and there is also one with, toothbrush, i believe.....

hahaha dada giri, hahahah hasayouu bro timile..malai nepal ko yaad dilayou..

:)

i did not know that girls have teeth down there

bijay ji, malai pani achamma lagekko thiyo. i dont think that was a dentist, it must have been a piercintist( a piercing professional).