Q.How do you put an elephant in refrigerator?
just post your simple answer....... No time limite, but it will expire if no one answers. I will myself post the answer if everone gives incorrect.

Looks like you're a newbie here.

Open the refrigerator door, stick the elephant in, and shut the door.

to put the giraffe in, you'll have to take the elephant out first.

Ok Here's one:

what is green, lives two feet below the ground and eats stones!


I will check back on you smarties a few hours later :)

No smarties allowed...this is supposed to be a dumb questions thread.

Crocodiles?

my apologies acharya jyu!

Crocodile....wow ALMOST! close very close. take a few more shots. i didn't know crocodiles preferred stones to meat though:)

Archaya ji said the correct answer.
Q2- How do you put giraffe?
Acharya ji did predict my 2nd question Q and answe (take that elephant out and put Giraffe into the refrigerator).
I guess it has been done before.
Anyway, why shouldn't we try again?

Acharya ji, I'm not a new user, but I seldom visit to sajha.com

3rd Q: The king of Jungle, Leo ( Singha) calls an urgent

the lion, the king of the jungle, called for a meeting
"all yall better be there, OR ELSE"
so out of respect
or out of fear
all the animals went
except for one particular जनावर
which one, and why?

AND

whats green and looks like a mug?

Sorry couldn't appear the 3rd entire Q.

3rd Q: The king of Jungle, Leo ( Singha) calls an urgent meeting, and every single jungle-animal has to participate there. Every animal goes to the meeting, but one animal couldn't, which animal is that, and why?

you gotta cross this croc-infested river
you got no boats
you got no bridges
you cant build a raft
but you gotta cross anyways
how do you do it

Once someone already asked same Q, I would like to answer: Giraffe ~that you lock into refrigerator couldn't go to the meeting.

Le chief,
Answer is: I have no fear from Corcodiles while crrosing that river coz corcodiles have gone to meeting.

hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Q.
A pilot fond a 40KG bag contained iron and rock made his plane unbalance, what did he do to prevent for the impending accident?

chucked the bag out the window, maybe?

There are two people, one can swim and the other cannot. After jumping into the 20ft depth water-pound, the one can't swim will alive and the well known swimmer will die, how come?

le chef, you r right.

Answer of the last question is: the chucked 40 kg bag hit him (well known swimme)r.