20 Years With My Wife
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.

"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.

"Yes I do." she replied.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes I remember."

"Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said.'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?"

"Yes I do", she replied.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today."

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.

1. At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: - Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your
feet...
Stupid Question: - Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: - No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia...why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people asks...
Stupid Question: - Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: - Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: - Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer: - No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally
also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question: - Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: - Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question: - Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: - No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just
the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question: - Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: - No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa
marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: - Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: - No, its autumn and I'm shedding...

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: - Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: - No it won't. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question: - Oh, so you smoke.
Answer: - Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now
it's in flames!!!

Most funniest one i think and it is really true.

whenever you enter the USA you have to sign a form. in that form one question is

: are you a terrorist or have been involved in terrorism?

-- Who the dumb will answer . YES I AM TERRORIST COME AND CATCH ME PUT ME ON JAIL. why do country like usa ask such a silly question.

you are right