THE BRIGHTER SIDE OF NEPRICAN LIFE

Hi Guys, Last time we thoroughly discussed the darker side of Neprican life. Now lets see some of the brighter sides:

1- In America, if someone cheats you, you just inform the government. And it is the responsibility of the government to identify the culprit and deliver punishment. (Nepal ma yesto kahile hola??)

2- Everyone in America is very honest to his/her work. HOnesty towards work is THE Mantra.

3- U study one semester in one college and next semester, u will be in another college. When you complete the degree, you will have already changed 10 colleges! Kasto - Ramailo !!

4- In America, if you dont have a car, better not go to the Grocery store.

5- If you are walking on foot in a downtown street, always keep 5-10 dollars with you in cash. If the Black americans spot you, they might claim rent (ie tips). If their request is not met, you might be shot.

6- If any American meets you at the Bus stop and asks you about your plans after college, you should always reply him that you are returning to Nepal/home. If you tell him that you are staying in US, then the Amricane will make a sour face and never ask a second question. If you tell him that you are returning home for good, the Amricane's face will suddenly shine.............He might ask you more friendly questions.

7- After 20 years, China is going to overtake Amrika. US economy will decline. So some very clever - "Chankhe" Nepricans have started to learning Chinese, to make their voyage to Shanghai more culture friendly. Of course, who will stay in A capsized ship?? "And of course China is our Cloooose Neighbor to the NOrth" What a great Idea !

Chetana Bhaya...........Hulaki UNcle

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Moneyminded Bro,
It seems you are ready for fighting with sojha sajha like Hulaki?

He accused of Nepalis in US of cleaning toilets and bosting in Nepal saying that "I'm in US doing this and that for Nepal."
Hulaki is absolutely right.
Why you are not ready to clean pots in Mugling and clean toilet in Trichandra College but you are ready to do it in Hk?
Do you have good answer on it?
No.
अनि यत्राको ट्यास् ट्यास् हो नि फेरि?

i dont agree with mr hulaki on his various views....
but i have my own ....

yeah nepricans shitheads for whom everyother nepali is frustated just becasue he is not in the us ..hahahahah fawked up trash.
amrikaney ta amrikaney nepricaney sapsey khatra.

To answer to Dada Giri's question about why we at least I am not ready to clean toilets in Mugling and Tri-Chandra, well it is not necessary. In nepal, my parent's earnings is enough to pay for my college tuition, but in US it is not. Do you think I would be cleaning toilets, are will be working for a low paying jobs here in US, had my parents been rich enough to afford my educational expenses, or if I had recieved some kind of scholarship and stipend? Hell No. And in the same manner, if I had no money, my parents had no money, to help my education in Nepal, I would have surely picked up odd jobs to finance my education. It is that simple. Necessity if the mother of invention, or in this case the mother of cheap labor.

So you enlighten that washing dishes is the the job fo poors and hance Nepali are doing that in US?

Hulaki is much more rich than you guys.

Dada giri dai Jhyaap ho??
Tipsy :P

I am not stressing on, washing dishes is a job of the poor. If you are poor (have no money), and are in need of money, you've got to do whatever comes along. Well, I don't mean to suggest jobs that are morally discouraging like prostitution. It is just a simple observation. There are many nepalese in US who don't wash dishes or do not clean toilets, because for them that is not necessary; they either have other jobs, or are financially secure or have some sort of scholarship and stipend. For others who are not that lucky, they do it. So it is not like I would wash dishes and clean toilets in US and not do that in Nepal. But if I am straving, have absolutely no money, I would carry that on even in Nepal, and I would assume, others do the same, after all it is better to make some money doing low paing jobs than starve to death.

hahah i wonder, what if USA decided to buy Nepal? how many of us wud remain loyal to nepal and defend our country from being sold?

hulaki, what is ur point? ppl in america enjoy more than u do in nepal, is that what u r trying to say. THen open ur ears buddy, i have an answer for u, YES! WE! DO!!!...:)

any other question??

Any way, my light comment is" no one is 100% perfect", I don't care weather you like mahatma Gandhi or not, majority of people appreciate his contribution and profound his philosophy. I don't deal with an individual who hate Gandhi or whomever. let's talk about Nelson Mondela, Kofi annad, Dalai Lama, Arfat, puti, bush, clinton, Blair, and more...,yes, there are some people who dislike these figures too. think about dude, if a human has power or ability to grabs every thing accurately or perfect way, he is A GOD. Any way thank you for noticing my thread.

.. this is bullshit...
first of all , even if you clean bathroom in usa , the bathrooms are differnt than the publick sounchalaya in kathmandu.. and cleaning bathroom might be ones duty as cleaning other work areas where the person is working.. for eg, if he's working in a gastation he might be obligated to clean his bathroom that he uses during the day.. i don't see what's wrong...

it's amazing how so many haters joinded Hulaki so fast. they however,forget to realize that not every Nepali in the usa lives in downtown NYC.. and get robbed... it doesn't happen all the time.. gallant bro might have gotten robbed by a black person in NYC that doesn' t mean every Nepali in the USA walks around the NYC downtown area and gets robbed by a black dude.. if gallant was raped/molested or had some kinda horrible incident by a black or hispanic dude in NYC that doesn't mean every Nepali in the USa has to go though the same horrible incident....

Ocean city.. hmmmmmmmmmm it's a karma bhumi for many many Nepali students.. people work thier arse off to make money for tution.. most students are illegal... but not every Nepali in the usa are illegal and not everone goes to ocean city. Also, those who go to ocean city, party like animals, get good jobs in hotel or even 7-11 where they get paid like $11 an hour and bonuses.. it's a lot of money.. most students save up for 2 semesters... younge students buy cars and expensive stuff , even take vaccation after the summer... something Hulaki can never dream doing with Mastery job , a menal worker at a gastation can do that very easily.....

Also, all the pain and torture of ocean city, Estes park, and Chicago and what not.. does not last forever.. it's until you graduate.. once you graduate you have chances of getting better jobs, hence better future...
I think it is very sad how Hulaki and others generalized poor students in the usa by saying they are toilet cleaners.. they want to make those hard working folks out there look like chammayas and podays back home .. what they're doing out here is what they need to do.. most of them , including me although want to go back home but are scared of people like Hulaki who ask why did you come back? didn't you get enough opportunity in the usa? we're scared of gettin' judged by people like Hulaki..
Now the Hulaki and his gangs are on the Nepali students in the usa... hulaki.. don't compare yourself to the younge studetns going to colleges.. compare yourself to the people of your age in the usa.. look how successful they are, the company jobs they have , and the secure and better live they live on...

Postings are getting too slanderous in the name of defending and offending each other.... Hulaki posted just once and all of you getting out of control........... trying to convince Hulaki that you are leading better off life in US....... I can feel every one of you frowning at Hulaki's postings and getting tempted to react vigorously to cool down the grievances against yourself, your country, your work........... Hulaki may be right to some extent and may be wrong to the other extreme..... We all know how we feel living far away from our home and family..... we know how it feels to be away from the beloved ones and especially when you lose someone forever ...... So friends there are so many things to ponder.... no pain no gain..... we all know that we have very less opportunity back in our home....... though we love your country and love to be back ........ we have to kill those feelings because of the gruesome situation that prevails............. we expect things will get tomorrow.. but that tomorrow never comes..... May be Hulaki missed his land and people awfully and finally decided to get back home and work there and satisfy himself. May be he saw the lack of good and able people there and thought the void is because of the brain drain to the foreign land who never thinks of working for their country....... and may be Hulaki expected all of those educated heads back home so that they pitch something in for the betterment of Nepal............. I guess all of us know how Malaysia got developed ........ So lets not be so furious with Hulaki ............ lets develop the habit of self criticism too.............
Don't think that I am Hulaki's supporter.............. I support all of you.......... even MM Bro.........
peace out........

....i read a lot of comments about this. i would say it is all the context of situation...whatever the difference in life is it is due to society...as said its necessity that has compelled all nepalese to be like this...but i am sorry to say that there has been overemphasis on tiolet cleaning...may be some of us have done this....but not all of us...there are also nepalese that have climbed the ladder of society to better jobs thru education....i appreciate all the nepalese students' effort to uprise themselves thru education dragging thru perils...as we know people with same socioeconomic background in the us don't and haven't even thought or tried to go to college....aren;t we lucky compared to them...this is good part of the values that our culture has put upon us....saying culture i want to point out to the guys who have some very rude opinions .....some even inviting for the fight...this is what we haven't learnt from us or any other foreign countries...look the kerry bush debate before the election..how polite and morality these political rivals have...how they addressed to each other even on highly divided matters...this is what good about us...here is freedom of speech...people can express ideas and this is the battle of ideas that gives the best result to any problems...sorry but some dudes looked like punk gangsters of katmandu like apne area ke sher...so rude n impolite..i would like to thank hulaki ji to raise this issue..although hulaki ji u potratyed nepalese as opportunistic ...this is compulsion not wish..what do u say about it...what do u say about ""our ""failure to grow democracy and jobs in the country and government proudfully decided to open jobs in 85 international countries to do manual jobs..our next generation will be the slave rearing house 'where people will live until their 18 or 19 and go to other countries to do ""tiolet cleaning"". put ur heads together dudes to work out this problem especially to college students who r gonna graduate as doctors, engineers, sociologists, and many more...sorry far pessimism but dont give up ur faith guys....study hard..there is always light at the end of the tunnel.

everyone knows that what hulaki is saying is not 100% true. so if some uninformed guy wrote a bunch of garbage it means one of two things 1) he is himself uninformed or 2) he knows the truth but is trying to provoke others. if he is uninformed, then after reading this, hulaki has hopefully become informed. if he is trying to taunt us, he has succeeded to some extent. but on the bright side, i certainly got more educated reading all these posts.

and i also want to say kudos to the folks who had to work hard doing menial jobs to pay for their educatoin. it helps build character and teaches you to not take everything for granted - key ingredients for future success. mero dui paisa....