I have a friend who drinks beer like a juice, everyday 12 packs of beer and  smokes like a train, 2-3 packs of cigarettes a day. People eat breakfast when wake up but he starts his morning with a beer. I have to feed him breakfast, lunch and dinner plus free rent. Sometimes he leaves the window open with aircondition on and I have to pay 150 a month for 2 bed apt. we got a goat from some farmhouse for Dashain but he took a full solid bag of fresh goat meat and gave it to other Nepalese like he is very generous without asking me when he never paid for that goat. Further he will leave nothing even the quarters and pennies from piggy bank. He will put his hands everywhere he could and takes my money from any place he finds. He is always mean and cursing at me like tero paisa tirchu r***** ko ban this n that. Without asking he takes my car and hits the bumper and flcikering lights. I haven't fix the lights yet. Hopefully I won't get pull over and then ticket. Whenever we go to the club, I have to pay for his entrance fee and then buy a beer and provide him money for tips. After he gets drunk he always put me in a loss. Last time I told him to take a picture but he dropped the phone and smashed the screen of my Iphone. it costs me 200 to fix as something inside got messed up too. Sometimes he drinks until a white foam comes out of his mouth. His family wants him back Nepal. I told him to go but he won't listen. But if he go to Nepal chances are he will die as we all know local tharra kills people everyday. I betchya local sauni ko tharra is the one he can afford.

ब्रो गफ हान्ने पनि हद हुन्छ नि!!!!! म त हास्दा हास्दा झन्डै बेहोश भाको!!!!!!!!

what? kina guff hannu yaar mula

Bro, I feel like you are throwing too much shit!! como'n Man how can you open a shelter house where you provide free loding and food to someone. I wonder this is why your wife left you.

What is his status? Does he go to school? I think you are not helping, but killing your fren. You are turning him in to alcoholics and depressed. Will you be able to put him in the hospital and take care of him? Do you have money to pay his medical bills if he goes ill?Be practical!! Call his parents in Nepal, pack his stuffs and send him home. Any sane person won't believe your posting cuz it does not seem real. God forfids if its real, Please send him to Nepal! Don't try to be generous guy by paying for his expenses because you are not helping him!!!!

Malai lagcha yo katha usko afnai hunuparcha......lol

Divorce guy I think I know u, which part of town u live , I live in galleria area.

This is so fake story man. Some time you want to jack off someone's wife , some time you want to help drunk friend. You are just attention seeking wh***.

I thought a lot after reading this and i found it very mean that you wrote all about me on sajha.

This is what really happened:

I appreciate that you still consider me as your friend. I was the one who helped you settle in the US when you came with your 2 bags from the airport 7 years back. my life was better then, I had money, apartment, job, everything. Luck failed me slowly and things became worst. Last year, I came to live with you thinking that you will appreciate all the help I had done to you for the first 2 years when you were new. Apartment, Job, Tuition fees, chicks, what not!!!

Yes, I drink, you drink too. I smoke and you smoke too. You forgot to mention that the 12 pack is for both of us and the 2-3 packs of cigarettes is consumed by both of us. You forgot to mention about the weed I hook you up with daily. You smoke weed like a chimney. You work day shift at the liquor store 10 to 10 and you made me work the night shift at the same store. When i come back in the morning, that's when I get to unwind and I like doing it with a sip of beer till I drop sleep.

You don't feed me breakfast by the way.... it just so happens that before you leave for work in the morning, you are used to make and eat breakfast and you make more, enough for 3 people. I hate food being wasted and i consume it. You know i am in debt, loan and need to send money to my ailing parents and for my sister's wedding in Nepal. I am saving for that and you agreed to it. It was you who said that I can stay as long as I want and rent is not an issue. How could you forget? besides you only pay $150 for a living room in the 2 bedroom apartment where 4 additional people live. I and you live in the living room, so there's no rent to pay for no room.

About the AC, dude, i stay at home at daytime and it gets freaking hot... you get your ac share at the work. besides all 6 people in our apartment use the AC.

About the goat, you forgot the main thing. I was the one who found the place on craigslist, I was the one who drove you up to the ranch. I was the one who chose the right goat, checked if there was balls or no balls cause you found it too stinky and filthy. I was the one to give instructions to the ranch about the rakti, andra bhudi, foxo, mutu kalejo. I bet you have never even seen a goat being cut cause you were too scared since your troubled childhood. I was the one who separated the legs and tauko. I was the one who spent 3 hours cleaning the intestines. I cut the meat separate from the bones and skewed them up for sekuwa and did the bhuttan fry. And now you tell me I gave 2 pounds of fila ko masu to the other 4 room mates and shared the sekuwa, andrabhudi, rakti? You forgot to mention I also gave them chilled beer with it. You want me to calculate all these spoonfeeding hours?

Oh yes, about the pennies and quarters laying around the apartment, unclaimed, I know its worth. 1 penny is 1 Rupees, 1 Dime is 10 Rupees, 1 Dollar is 100 Rupees. I saved up $69 from the apartment changes found here and there this month and western unioned it to our village to support 5 kids in their education for a year. I have told you about this plan gazzillion times and you have always admired it.

Yes I have been telling you "tero paisa tirchu r***** ko ban", you know why? THINK! You will get the answer. Read this twice.

About the car, this happened when I went to search for the ranch to buy khasi didn't it? and you don't mention that ! You know I don't have a license and I am undocumented. Even my asylum didn't work out. I am waiting for Obama to do something or me. But every now and then you are the one who tells me to drive the car for you, whenever you are drunk, whenever you feel uncomfortable driving on the freeway. Whats the big deal? It got a little dent during Khasi search. Dont claim the insurance though as I taught you. You are too naive for these things. Get it repaired at our regular local garage. Repairs for $100 and Lights would cost $20? You cant repair it? Do you really want me to cut off the little kids education funds and fix the taillight? Seriously?

Hehe, the club! Who introduced to the glory of hole in the wall? Who took you to the bikini bar where you became a regular customer? Who showed you for real what black, white, brown and yellow clits really look like at the strip club the first time? You gave you the first lap dance order? Who took you whoring in America? And you talk about entrance fees? Buying Beers? You in Loss All the time? Your money for tips? Shit man!!

About the iphone, it was an accident and accidents are accidents. Whats the big deal, call the ipjone insurance,claim a lost phone and get a new damn phone for $130. Send this one to Nepal after fixing it for $40. Watch Youtube, it will teach you how to fix it for $40. And why didn't you mention about the picture? What type of picture was it? huh? You wanted me to take your selfie while you drive! Why in the world didn't you take the selfie yourself? its a selfie for heavens sake !!!

About the white foam, you saw me while I was brushing once. I was drinking beer, 2-3 may be, then i get a call about a job. I had to brush my teeth. You run in to the bathroom and see me foaming. Dude! you need to brush too. Twice!! Stop using Listerine 3 times a day.

About Nepal, I will go someday, but I want to leave my options open here. If I get a residency through marrying your divorced wife (a US Citizen) or through Obama or somehow, I will go. if nothing works there, i will come back for sure. Its been 16 years in the US and I don't think I will be easy for me in Nepal. Oh yes, thanks for reminding Tharra, that shit is awesome. You have always been a faggot on tasting it while in Nepal. I don't think you ever will.Research shows, people who drank Tharra at least once in their life are not prone to divorce and erectile dysfunction. #कुरो

Keep the conversation going. It's getting interesting.

Keep the conversation going. It's getting interesting.

Keep the conversation going. It's getting interesting.

:o i just wana know how long it took 'ramprasadneupane' to write his response.

Ramprasadneupane's response made this thread worth following. Great reply RPN.

I think RPN bro copied from some source to prove divorceguy copied too.

Richard! dharmashala kholeko hoina, rent aafaile tirchu, u basna aako 2 months jati vayo, tyo nabasda pani ma eklai basthe so rent ko ta afaile tirne ho, aaba aayo food ma, dherai khaye bihana tea, bread ra eggs khane ho, lunch aaba tehi dal bhat ta holani, ma gahr ma hunna. So not a problem k tara everyday give me 10, 20 I l pay u vanera beer kinera khada sarai ris uthne. Khan khayos kehi vandina, sathi ho tesmathi bidesh ma ek arkako help garnu parcha. This is real guys, I have kicked him twice but he keeps calling me and I have to go n pick him up, Everyday he is drinking, Dashain ho beer khau re, aafu chai aafno business ma kaam garera pasia save gara, toy chai deuso vary beer ra masu chapaudai kotha nai dung dung ganaune gari bascha, na dish wash garcha na dinner pakaucha, na kotha clean garcha, katti po chance dine, sudhrela vanyo sudhrineta namai lidiana, maile kasari Nepal pathaune, jabardasti plane ma kochera pathauna mildaina, US jasto one of the best country ma cha, teslai kasari Nepal jasto third world country ma ja ma kasari vanau, Nepal ko local tharra khayera bata bata ma ragat vomit garne haru dherai dhekeko thiye, aafno fren pani bata ma ragat vomit garos vanera ma herna chahanna, he is better here as the beers here won't kill compare to Nepali local tharra. he is from a brahman family, family ko naak katla Nepal ma, swasthani panda chodera jaad khayo vanera duniya le vanla. I do have flaws too, but still i take care of myself. but this guy never changes. May be when he dies, evey one will be in peace. About all the things I post in sajha they are real. I have affair with married woman. Somebody was saying I seek attention. I do but all the things I posted on sajha is real. I wan marry that woman and live with her until I die. Her husband need to let her go. If she wants to be with me, the society should understand our love. When a woman stays with her unstaisfying hubby, people show mercy but when she leaves a hubby and marries her boyfriend, people talk shit and point fingers at her, what a pathetic society we have. Jia Nepal, real talk, Real G, one man army, hallelujah baby!

Shame on you RPN. You know divorce guy just went through a hefty divorce. He is so gullible he is paying child support for 3 Mexican kids from his Ex's ex. He lost his house in Nepal to a girl in US. Now he is looking upto you for a shoulder to cry on and you go completely screw him up like this?

Btw, that was a brilliant post. Bichara lonely guy wants to make up story and get some feedback, you are doing a good favor to the guy.

We need a response to all the latest allegations in the last post!!

kiddo, i didn't make up the story, it's real, i dunno why you think I am fake.

3 Neprimcan child support in USA and the couple in Neapal , house he had in Damauli is gone too?
That is why there is a saying " thutuno ra mutuno ku-Thaaumaa nachalaau" . You rip as you harvest.

he he he "You rip as you harvest" this one takes the cake in the entire thread.