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 Penis Monologues!
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Posted on 03-28-12 11:30 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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If Eve Ensler can write Vagina monologues, Mangale can write Penis monologues too:

My lil' Johnny is pissed off, because he hasn’t been served well. He is tired of lubes and dry hands. He wants to go deep into the valley of warm honey ponds where he can dive in and dive out. I'm very proud of my Johnny becasue he is the only super athlete in the world which can really dive out?

These days I can’t wear my shirts tucked in. Every time I do that, talking to woman has been difficult. The little Johnny can’t stay calm. He rises to the occasions.

To restrain little Johnny I used strap to hold it back to the wall, the smart ass knows how to sneak out. He acts gentle and slips out and rises to the power again.

Oh boy, how tough of life is for my Johnny; First geographically challenged during the birth, second, never fed well, 3rd arrived to the States hoping for excursions & got himself into the ugly ditch for the first time, always undersized and intimidated by the labia majora and minora. Very rough!!

Johnny is very hopeful that he will find his match, the type he wants, where he can fit well. Until then, thank you Priya Rai for your support and motivation to keep Johnny swell.

Thanks again,
Mangale

 


Last edited: 28-Mar-12 04:37 PM

 
Posted on 03-28-12 11:57 AM     [Snapshot: 50]     Reply [Subscribe]
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 What's the moral? 
 
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I have seen Eve's monologues in my drama class that was awesome and ur monologues is also not bad.
Keep writing.
 
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@riddle
no moral only monologue.
@codeme
She is raunchy & good.

 
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Didn't like it dude, compared to your earlier ones.
 
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Posted on 03-28-12 8:52 PM     [Snapshot: 668]     Reply [Subscribe]
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They are alright but..... If you repost this and repost the repost, I am afraid they will not sound very funny. I hope it makes sense!
 
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@28th amdendment
Thanks for the response. I dont think I have reposted that much. I only repost if the thread is moving down too fast with less people able to see the content. And I sometime add one or two monologues to the new ones so thats about it. I dont need attention here like you were thinking.

 


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