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 Top Ten Reasons Why Sleep Is Better Than Sex
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Posted on 12-15-06 8:18 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hey guys, it's so boring here, so thought to spice it up little bit. Hope you will enjoy it.

Top Ten Reasons Why Sleep Is Better Than Sex


10. YOU DON'T FEEL GUILTY ABOUT DOING IT ALONE.

9. NO ONE WILL START RUMORS ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU SLEEP.

8. YOU WONT COMPLAIN IN THE MORNING ABOUT NOT GETTING ANY.

7. YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR SLEEP.

6. YOU DON'T NEED TO SLEEP AFTER SLEEPING.

5. SLEEP CAN LAST A GOOD 10 HOURS.

4. YOU CAN SLEEP IN CHURCH.

3. WHILE SLEEPING YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE YOU WANT.

2. YOUR TEDDY BEAR NEVER COMPLAINS.

1. IT'S LEGAL TO SLEEP IN ANY POSITION IN ALL 50 STATES.
 
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10. It's call mastrubation, it's all natural. you don't have to feel guilty about it, if you do see a psychiatrist.

9. sex is private you can have as many times you like, if someone starts rumour then you have a good base to suspect the sexual orientation of that person.

8. there is no need to complain, you can get a girl, a blowdoll or even use your hand.

7. it's all about making friends of the opposite sex, if you have many you don't necessarily have to pay, it's all mutual stuff.

6. sex can be done in the early morning, in your lunch break or anywhere, you don't necessarily need sleep after sex.

5. use viagra bro, it can last for days!

4. of course you can make out in church, just don't confess to the father.

3. WHILE SLEEPING YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE YOU WANT.

2. YOUR TEDDY BEAR NEVER COMPLAINS.

1. IT'S LEGAL TO HAVE SEX IN ANY POSITION IN ALL 50 STATES.

..............................grow up!
 
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NUMBER 1 reason why you will never get laid you actually looked up top ten reasons sleep is better than sex. And a bit of advice nothing is better than sex haha
peace
 
Posted on 12-16-06 11:08 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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how about Juckup, what is call hastaMainthun or cholne something like that,,, is it bad for health as you guys think?
 
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Wa Wa Wee Wa!!!

www.cardbazar.com

 
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If you really do all what you wrote.
You will not be deported at all.
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top fifteen reason why hockey is better than sex:

1. It's legal to earn money playing hockey
2. Many people play hockey even after they're married
3. The puck's always hard
4. The protective equipment is reusable
5. It lasts at least an hour
6. A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon
7. You always know how big the stick is
8. You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding
9. You can change players on the fly
10. You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up
11. Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds
12. Your parents cheer when you score
13. Periods last only 20 minutes
14. You're sure to get it at least twice a week
15. You can tell your friends about it afterwards
 


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