Women are complex creatures…..

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring
If you don’t , she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t , you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way
If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they a just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short :
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful……….WOMEN !……..

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aha...some ppl out there still tryin to understand women huh??
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting ....i think that is so true....i do that too..hehe

WOMEN ARE NOTHING BUT PAIN.
IF WOMEN HAVEN'T EAT THAT STUPID APPLE IN THE FIRST PLACE AND ALSO
INFLUENCE THAT ADAM TO EAT IT THEREAFTER WE WOULD ALL BE LIVING IN GARDEN OF PARADISE NOW.
NO WORK, NO STUDY NO SUFFERINGS, NO PAIN.

WOMAN ARE NOTHING BUT DHOKA.

So true! :-)

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
- S. T. Coleridge

like the old saying "Cant live with em, cant live without em" lol
peace

Few ones from my side...
An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
Agatha Christie

Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one."
WC Fields

"Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?"
Sigmund Freud

No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing."
Seymour Hicks

Sparrow

"banchoroo takcha mudooo , ma takchu taruni............. taruniii takcha budoo........ "

haha like this proverb........... !!!!!!! then chill out all da nepalese ppl........z
-Rockend

haha that's why women are complex creature
haha!!!!!!!

oh ho suck up hehehhehe trying to suck up and impress all the ladies

LOL... i think I had heard this before but I really think its true!

I think the women are much better than the men beccause they are the "caste" of mothers. And, mother is the most wonderful!

absolutely ture............
When I say I love she says I am lying and she doesn't believe to boys...
I am 100% agree with the author....

nice poem.by the way who wrote it.the poet must b great,why dun u write a new nepali national anthem???try it

guys do u know FANTA?

haha!!!!!!!! that old joke that applies in US only yar........ dude.........nepali hero

-rockend